Friday, November 16, 2007

ergghhh..are you ok? well..i bet you don't!

i was surfing random friendster profile, it was noone interesting until i found someone with a nickname

"FUCKbwtCMUANY"

i was like omg!..what's wrong with you!..it obviously means "fuck everyone!".
okay, i can tolerate if you were a bloody emo, since an emo doesn't like people..but then,


(this photo entitled kLo aD y9 maO cLuBbin9....aJak2 akU ya9H......)

duhhhh!..you're not an emo!. please, tell me!, what's wrong with you??



you guys might be wondering about her shoutout...

it was "jgN biLg caPa2 yaH..kL aK syG mA kM.."
oh another wtf!..you put "fuckbwatcmuany" as the nickname and "gN biLg caPa2 yaH..kL aK syG mA kM." as the shout out...once again, i am asking politely, what's wrong with you?..

it refers back to the primary pic she puts


it is captioned "ssssttttssss..jgn bilg capa2 yah..kl ak syg bgt ma km"

well, actually her pictures are not ok, but i can stand them( cos my 14-yo sister does the same thing too and i bet she will stop doing it by 17). but please, change the captions. i'm begging, please, don't let me puke on my keyboard.

this is her profile, please read carefully...
  • Female, 20, Single
  • Interested In: Relationship Men, Dating Men, Friends
  • Member Since: Feb 2005
  • Location: Jamaica (duhh! wake up gurl! , u live in INDONESIA!)
  • Hometown: dmN aJ jD,y9 pnTin9 bS bO2....(uhhmmm!?!?..okay!)
  • Last Login: 1 week
  • FUCKbwtCMUANY's URL:
  • http://profiles.friendster.com/16780547



* Schools (Other):


duLu..TK di FR tRus..tin9gal nyEbRan9, uDh SMP FR skRg...nyAsaR di SMA 31....ehH...2thN di Y.A.I...ckRg d'UIR riAu

* Occupation:

caLoN isTri 'n iBu y9 baE.........

* Affiliations:

WS_CREW.. dLU zELoTic pRodUcTiOn..

* Hobbies and Interests:

dLu 9w snEng bgT mA y9 nMany cLUbBing.. yaH, miN. 2x1miNg9u.. biZ cLuBbin9, nOkiB dLu d'MPR trZ LnjuT Lg k'sTadiUm.. n9'dAncE d'aTas baR&sTagE.. hUnTing cOwo2 LutcHu.. sLLu pkE kCamaTa reTrO.. tiaP kmiS, mAngkaL d'BLisS mA tmN2 9w.. tiaP mLm, nongkRong d'kNaRi&nOkiB mA tmN2 9w.. nOkiB mPe tePaR.. jRang pULang k'HumZ.. cHEck 'iN mA tmn2.. mLeZ bgT kUL.. maEn kaRtu d'kaNtin kmPuS.. tP skRg uD bOseN bOw!!! skRg 9w Lbh sNeng n9umPuL mA tMn2 9w.. (conratz!now you are officially the coolest girl in the world. oh, i mean ThA KeWLeZSt DoPE iN da WuRLd)

* Favorite Books:
mAab yaH...9w gaQ sUka baCa...( ya i agree. the more stupid, the cooler!)

* Favorite Movies:
aP aJ y9 eNaQ dtOntOn.......

* Favorite Music:

9w sUka, RnB, pRogResS...LopHe2 bRanTakaN...

* Favorite TV Shows:

baJaJ baJuRi..... cHaTtin9..... n9LaBa..... hOroR..... pkOkNy y9 bBaU kOmeDi dEy.....

* Zodiac Sign:

Aries

* About Me:

gW tUh...
1.pLg syG mA bOkaP gW wLauPun dY oToRiteR...
2.pLg sUka b'gAuL aLiaS pNY bnYk tMn...(hihihihihi.. :D )
3.gmpaNg bgT kTaWa...(can i tickle you?)
4.paLing sUka peL.MaTemaTika...pkOny y9 b'Bau iTun92an dEy...
5.sUka aSaL2an...
6.sUka LiaT cOwo2 CakeP+kEreN (nAma'ny jG cEwe)...
7.pNy bnYk aBang kTmU geDe...
8.plg gaQ bS noLak(dLm haL aP'pUn)...(what if 70 year old man ask u to have threesome with him and his wife?, ga bisa nolak juga donk!)
9.pLg gMpanG pcAraN tP gmPaNg pTuz jG...(hahahah i get it!)
10.pLg gAq bS yaNg nama'ny JOMBLO Lama2...( I GET IT!!)
11.pLg gaQ bS mRaH(bS d'biLg gW oRg'ny sBaR bgT,hEheHeE...)...(please dont be angry when you see this)
12.seX'ny gW syG mA oRg,mPe neRaka jG gW kJaR...( seX nya ato sekalinya?)
13.gMaPanG pcAya Ma oRg tP kLo k'taW'an bOkiS,gW gaQ mO kNaL Lg...(fuck! it's impossible!everybody lies!!)
14.kadang2 sUka LemOt...
15.sUka cLuBbin9 mA tmN2 9w... miN. 1bLn bS 8x... yah.. smBiL hUnTing cowO2 LuTchU + amBiL gLaR "aNk 9aoL" gT... waKAkaKK... tP tU dLu c, skRg gY pJuan9aN kRaS bwT (-)in... scR d9n gT 9w c bHraP bS pny cowO aNk baE2, 9aQ pLayeR + bRengSeK... ngaReP bgT yaH..??!eEhmM....kLo mO tAw bNyk,hUb.in gW aJ...wAkaKaKk... bUbhYeE....

* Who I Want to Meet:

9w mo kNaL mA bNyk oRg.. tP y9 pSti dY gA n9bokiSiN 9w.. 9w mO tAw bBa9ai mCem kArakTeR oRg2.. bwT pNgeTaHuaN 9w aJ c.. scR 9w kUL juR.PsikOLo9i gT.. heHEhe.. 9w Lbih sUka mA oRg y9 aP aD'ny.. pLin9 gaQ, 9w bS nRimA dY aP aD'ny.. jD Lw tiNg9aL aDD gW di lolipop_girlz@yahoo.com... 9w tNg9u LoH..





CONCLUSION:

okay i tell you, this sex-crazed-girl is extremely insane
... RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!

my previous review: friendster part 1
friendster part 2

3 comments:

Jun K said...

i wish i can read what she wrote OH GOD so funny her picture, EMO GIRL? ME NO THINK SO LULULULUZ

moi gros said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH goblok abis nih!

chromeragnarok said...

kocak sob kocak..